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tahariels:

helens78:

kernezelda:

hyen35:

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JAMES MCAVOY ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE DONE!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thighs… wet….

FUCK EVERYONE WHO HAS EVER SAID ANYTHING BAD ABOUT THE ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE EVER

WHITE TANK TOP

WHITE SHORTS

KNEELING

AL;KSDJFKLJSDFKJ

Now excuse me while I donate.  This was worth some money to me.

I think I may have lost my ovaries in a fiery explosion … my panties are smoking …

(via urulokid)

Friend:   *sneezes*
Me:   Bless you
Friend:   *sneezes five more times*
Me:   chill

reeves3:

chosenone487x:

sweet jesus

holy shit.

(via outside-of-me)

achievementhuntersayingthings:

I don’t really have an excuse for this one.

(via outside-of-me)

overheard in GTA

nosdrinker:

guy: hey baby what can I get for ten bucks

prostitute: you can take the bus home and jerk off thinking about me get the fuck out of here

(via outside-of-me)

awkward-lee:

12-year-old girl:   I don't want kids when I grow up.
Society:   You'll change your mind when you get older. You're only 12. You're too young to know what you want.
16-year-old girl:   I'm pregnant.
Society:   How could you be so stupid? Do you know anything about safe sex? You should be ashamed.
20-year-old woman:   I'm a single mother with an infant son.
Society:   You should've gone to college first. You need a stable career before you can support a child.
33-year-old woman:   I'm married and my spouse and I both have stable careers. I have two young daughters now.
Society:   You're not staying home? Who's going to take care of them? You're just going to put them in day care while you work? That's selfish of you. You can't expect to raise decent kids with a full-time job.
45-year-old woman:   I just had my first child.
Society:   Why would you have a child when you're that old? Do you realize the health risks of being pregnant at your age? When your kid is a teenager you'll be a senior citizen. That's inconsiderate of you.
60-year-old woman:   I haven't had any children.
Society:   Your life must be so unfulfilling. Is there something wrong with you? Why didn't you want kids? How strange.
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etharei:

novacorps:

if you find yourself in times of trouble just remember that cap has a tactic where he basically throws himself in some guy’s arms while fighting

I WANT TO SEE HIM DO THIS WITH THE WINTER SOLDIER.

Except the Winter Soldier is actually able take Steve’s weight (especially since if Steve does it like in the gif it’ll be the metal arm getting most of it)

and the two of them just freeze

Steve slowly realizing he’s being carried bridal style

Bucky the Winter Soldier blinking like MY PROGRAMMING DID NOT COVER THIS???

and there’s a bunch of camera sound effects as Natasha flips past with her phone out

(via itallcametumblingdown)

indigobluerose:

openbookstore:

So dramatic!

This has made me laugh really loudly, twice.

(via thefaultinourserenity)

snowyalice:

themadfangirl:

deansass:

knottahooker:

How Marvel Characters Eat Their Food - A MEM Parody

WATCH THIS

RIGHT NOW

Iron Man tho hahaha

GROOT THO

D Piddy is amazing.

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